12 of the Best Lines from Bart’s Chalkboard

To say “I grew up watching….on tv”, is generally an understatement when compared to The Simpsons.

For almost three decades and over 500 episodes across 25 seasons (to date) the Simpsons have continued to entertain us in our homes with their hilarious antics.

Each episode as side-splitting as the one before but almost as important as the episode itself has become the unique scenes that are the couch gag and Bart’s chalkboard lines within the shows opening sequence.

From over 500 episodes there are a LOT to choose from but here are some of our favorite chalkboard gags from the franchise thus far.

1. I will not plant subliminal messagoresBart's Chalkboard, I will not plant subliminal Messagores

From: A Tale of two Springfields
Season 12, episode 2

2. I should not be twenty-one by nowBart Chalkboard,  I should not be twenty-one by now

From: Simpsons Tall Tales
Season 12, Episode 21

3. It’s “Facebook”, not “Assbook”Bart's Chalkboard, It's Facebook, not Assbook

From: Coming to Homerica
Season 20, Episode 21

4. Bart’s earned a day offBart's Chalkboard, Bart's earned a day off

From: At Long Last Leave
Season 23, Episode 14

5. My pen is not a booger launcherBart's Chalboard, My pen is not a booger launcher

From: Old Yeller-Belly
Season 14, Episode 19

6. I will not make fun of Cupid’s dinkBart's Chalkboard, I will not make fun of Cupid's dink

From: The Blue and the Gray
Season 22, Episode 13

7. Beer in a milk carton is not milkBart's Chalkboard, Beer in a milk carton is not milk

From: On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister
Season 16, Episode 11

8. The art teacher is fat, not pregnantBart's Chalkboard, The art teacher is fat, not pregnant

From: The Debarted
Season 19, Episode 13

9. A person’s a person no matter how RalphBart's Chalkboard, A person's a person no matter how Ralph

From: Apocalypse Cow
Season 19, Episode 17

10. World war II could not beat up world war IBart's Chalkboard, World war II could not beat up world war I

From: Stealing First Base
Season 21, Episode 15

11.”Non-Flammable” is not a challengeBart's Chalkboard, Non flammable is not a challenge

From: Bart to the future
Season 11, Episode 17

12. “Caucus” is not a dirty wordBart's Chalkboard, Caucus is not a dirty word

All images simpsons.wikia.com

From The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
Season 23, Episode 8

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